More meat later...

[michiexile]

But for now, kaninchenzero and thette fed me a meme.



To play "I never", put an (X) in front of the things that you have never done (so far) and a (_) on the things that you have done at least once. Add a "I never" of your own.

(X) I never have been drunk
(X) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(X) I never crashed a friend's car
(X) I never been to Japan
(_) I never rode in a taxi
(_) I never had anal sex
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(_) I never have had sex in public
(_) I never have been dumped
(X) I never shoplifted
(X) I never have been fired
(X) I never been in a fist fight
(X) I never had a threesome
(X) I never snuck out of my parent's house
(_) I never been tied up (sexually)
(X) I never been caught masturbating
(_) I never pissed on myself
(_) I never had sex with a member of the same sex - Not really clear on this one. Really.
(_) I never had sex with a member of the opposite sex
(X) I never been arrested
(X) I never made out with a stranger
(_) I never stole something from my job - Though nothing of value.
(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square (or national equivalent)
(X) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(X) I never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I never celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
(_) I never been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(X) I never slept with a co-worker
(X) I never have been fisted and/or have never fisted anyone
(X) I never have thrown up in a bar
(X) I never have visited a site held holy by a major religion
(X) I never "flashed" a stranger
(X) I never had a one night stand.
(X) I never cut myself on purpose
(X) I never had sex at the office
(X) I never got married
(X) I never got divorced
(X) I never posted nude pictures online
(/) I never climbed a mountain - Does skiing and crosscountrying atop the swedish fjäll count?
(_) I never used sex toys
(X) I never enjoyed sports

Oooops. - I missed the part about Add an entry of your own