This time, I blame filkerdave

[michiexile]

Because when I read the cut-tag on this entry, this is what I heard in my head:


WALKING TO MORDOR
Words: Mikael Johansson © 2005
Music: "Walking in Memphis" by Mark Cohn

I donned my walking stick
And stopped by Rivendell
Went on a trip through thin and thick
Towards our middle-earthen hell
Come on, Sam Gamgi - won't you walk this long way with me
I got myself first class company
But I'm as blue as a boy can be

(Chorus:)
Then I'm walking to Mordor
Walking to a cliff over at Mount Doom
Walking to Mordor
Do I really want to go all the way

[... I'm getting a bit uncertain of how the song goes on, so I'll stop here ...]