Stop! Meme-ish-time!

[michiexile]

From reynardo:
Have I ever...

Kissed any one of your LiveJournal friends? — Yes
Been arrested? — No
Kissed someone you didn't like? — No
Slept in until 5 PM? — Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? — Yes
Held a snake? — Yes
Ran a red light? — Yes
Been suspended from school? — No
Experienced love at first sight? — No
Totaled your car in an accident? — No
Been fired from a job? — No
Fired somebody? — No
Sung karaoke? — Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? — No
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your eyes? — No
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — Yes
Kissed in the rain? — Yes
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — No
Saw someone die? — No
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — Yes
Smoked a cigar? — No
Sat on a rooftop? — No
Smuggled something into another country? — Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? — Yes
Broken a bone? — Yes
Skipped school? — Yes
Eaten a bug? — Yes
Sleepwalked? — No
Walked on a moonlit beach? — Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? — No
Dumped someone? — Yes
Forgotten your anniversary? — Yes
Lied to avoid a ticket? — No
Ridden in a helicopter? — No
Shaved your head? — No
Blacked out from drinking? — No
Played a prank on someone? — Yes
Hit a home run? — Yes - in the Swedish bastardisation game Brännboll
Felt like killing someone? — No
Cross-dressed? — No
Been falling-down drunk? — No
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — Yes
Eaten snake? — Yes - rattle snake. It was not very nice meat.
Marched/Protested? — Yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — No
Puked on an amusement ride? — No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — Yes
Been in a band? - Yes
Knitted? — Yes
Been on TV? — Yes
Shot a gun? — No
Skinny-dipped? — Yes
Given someone stitches? — No
Eaten a whole habanero pepper? — Yes
Ridden a surfboard? — No - but I have ridden a body/boogie board.
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — No
Had surgery? — Yes
Streaked? — No
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — No
Tripped on mushrooms? — No
Passed out when NOT drinking? — No
Peed on a bush? — Yes
Donated blood? — No
Grabbed an electric fence? - Yes
Eaten alligator meat? - Yes
Eaten cheesecake? — Yes
Eaten your kids' Halloween candy? — No - no kids yet
Killed an animal when NOT hunting? — Yes
Peed your pants in public? — No
Snuck into a movie without paying? — No
Written graffiti? — No
Still loved someone you shouldn't? — Yes
Thought about the future? — Yes
Been in handcuffs? — Yes
Believed in love? — Yes
Slept on a certain side of the bed? — Yes

Comments

[maradydd.livejournal.com]

Smuggled something into another country? — Yes

Hah, I helped with that!

[michiexile]

Oh, I've done it before. The one instance I can remember straight off was when 0.5l of the Georgian white wine I brought home after a conference in T'bilisi was above my alcohol quota.

But the wine was worth it.

Except, of course, for the bottle we threw away after the first thing that popped out of it when I opened it was a couple of dead, drowned, wine-pickled insects.

[kaninchenzero.livejournal.com]

Bah. Insects in booze just add more interesting congeners.